They almost got away with it!
A salad bar was recently the victim of burglary, although the perpetrator was caught. Potato Salad was asleep when the burglar struck; Macaroni Salad was chatting with Chicken Salad. Fruit Salad and Spring Salad were goofing off in the corner. Indeed it seemed that all the salads were unaware, but it turns out that Coleslaw it… Cole slaw it all.