Your morning routine…fantastic. I loved watching the way got all of your food and pills out just before the water finished heating in the microwave. You maximized your efficiency to the max. Every single second man. Nice.
Your exercise routine. ‘Nuff said!
You wasted a lot of water. seriously.
She was the one.. I can’t believe you blew that.
I would have preferred if you had prayed more King Jamesy. You know, more ‘doth’, ‘hath’, ‘shalt’, ‘wilt’.
Your jokes are awesome. Wait, did I say awesome? I meant awful. This will now stop, forever.
How did you get in here anyway? Just kidding. I know how…low standards.
