Personals
In search of May-September romance in which the occasional scolding is enjoyed. Can share space with hypochondriac father-in-law.
Wealthy Land Owner willing to burn his past down to the ground for love.
Strong-Man hoping to be blinded by beauty. In need of grooming
Book in search of Puritan-Type to worship its every word.
Parallel lines in hope of geometrically minded lover who thinks they can meet.
Deep-sea type looking for someone to wrap their tentacles around them in the dark.
Fallen Angel in search of someone who enjoys the cold and being eaten alive for eternity.
Stranger in search of lover today, or yesterday, maybe.
Doctor’s daughter with dual citizenship in search of man who will not lose his head over her.
Besieged mother in search of man who is good at housecleaning and making a bed. Loves to weave.
Philosophic fellow looking for someone who just wants to be friends.
Wandering Orphan in search of mother-figure. Be my queen, I will be the answer to life’s riddles.
Older man into fantasy, ready to slay imaginary dragons, in search of paunchy sidekick.
*With much help from the gracious Dr. Jonathan Rogers!
Rejects
Caucasian type grown weary of the chase. Ready to be harpooned by love.
Brainy Brit who knows how to cast a spell in search of man whose last name will take the attention off of her first.
Tired of Waiting for Godot, will settle for do.
Enlightened, Scientifically minded man. Knight and self-proclaimed pig.
Same & Other 