Category: Humor

What part of the brain is stimulated by studying Existentialism at New College Franklin?

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Mr. Terms was an impoverished math teacher who could find no wife willing to marry the destitute man.that is until he met that special someone. From the moment he heard her name, he knew she would marry him. What was her name?
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Why did the Cowardly Lion start going to counseling?
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Personals In search of May-September romance in which the occasional scolding is enjoyed. Can share space with hypochondriac father-in-law. Wealthy Land Owner willing to burn his past down to the ground for love. Strong-Man hoping to be blinded by beauty. In need of grooming Book in search of Puritan-Type to worship its every word. Parallel lines in hope of … Continue reading Literary Personal Ads

How did Benjamin Franklin’s chicken feel after the discovery of electricity?
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A husband had fallen out of favor with his wife. No matter what he tried, he just couldn’t bring himself to clean the house. He asked friends and professionals for advice, but nothing seemed to help. Why was the local hypnotist finally able to help him?
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What kind of soup do turtles find the most insulting?
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Your morning routine…fantastic. I loved watching the way got all of your food and pills out just before the water finished heating in the microwave. You maximized your efficiency to the max. Every single second man. Nice. Your exercise routine. ‘Nuff said! You wasted a lot of water. seriously. She was the one.. I can’t believe you blew … Continue reading Things Jesus Will (not) Say to Me When We Meet in Heaven